This Page has ads
I honestly don’t know why you wanted to view this page.
Still reading?
The thing about ads is that they make you money. But nobody wants to deal with a blog post full of ads that glitch and make it hard to read what you came there for the first place. So I put all my ads on one page for convenience so nobody has to be burdened by them.
You really don’t have to keep scrolling
I really just did this as a test. A test to see if anyone cared to read a page full of ads. You’re passing my test. This whole page is really just one of Squarespace’s template pages. I didn’t put more than 5 minutes into the design. Most of my efforts went into the words you’re reading right now.
Oh look, another ad
Thanks for another few cents. Together, we can rule the galaxy. Or maybe be able to purchase a piece of gum from a candy machine.
